So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the day after is always just damage control
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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