Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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