This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
