I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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