we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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