He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
People in love make me want to vomit
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
