She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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