ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
