he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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