a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
