school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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