Grow some girl-balls and come out already
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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