I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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