She's JV to your varsity
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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