This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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