Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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