let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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