butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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