her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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