I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
There are leaves in my underwear?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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