So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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