woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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