I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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