I have demons in me.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Randomize
