Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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