So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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