Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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