Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
operation harelip BJ is a go
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I can't trust your balls anymore.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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