yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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