1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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