you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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