It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
