just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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