Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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