But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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