your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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