Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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