I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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