belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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