Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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