This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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