Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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