I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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