i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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