we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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