You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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