Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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