Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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