id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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