Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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