i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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