i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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