That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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