Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
i out mim tonsoeep
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