He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Help. Why am I so naked?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize