You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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